Okay, so for some fun, I decided to use Facebook to get people to ask me questions on anything they wanted. Some were quite imaginative, and others were rude. Don't blame me - I didn't ask the questions! My task was to give these people the best answers I could. They are as follows...
What would you rather be: an otter or a badger?
An otter. They're more 'OTT'.
Is it I think, therefore I am. Or I am, therefore I think?
Neither. It's in fact Iams, therefore it's pet food.
Kidulthood or Adulthood?
Adulthood. They fit better.
Can I number 2 on your chest?
No. I keep my treasure in there.
What treasure?
Pirate treasure. Looks real, but it's fake.
How do I find Mars with my telescope?
I'm guessing you have to look into it.
What did you eat for breakfast?
Diet pills.
Where did I leave my damn wallet?
In the river.
How many balls are there on a snooker table at the start of a match?
Twice as many as there are girlfriends making them play this sick, sick game.
Do you believe in aliens?
No. A mate brought the box set round the other week. Just special effects, I think.
Do you believe in the afterlife?
No. But I believe in life after love.
Cats or dogs?
Depends what they're served with.
What do believe we should do about the rising problem and controversial topic of overpopulation?
Kill anyone that talks about it.
What is the solution to childhood obesity?
Adulthood death.
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